Haha you're going down!

In timp ce cautam ceva ajutor pentru tema mea la engleza, am gasit un model de scrisoare care mi s-a parut tare amuzant.

Dear Mr Al Capone,

Our merchandise is easy enough to replace, but your time and faith in us isn’t. We apologize for your recent experience with the shipment of Tommy guns and we’ll do our best to satisfy you on all counts.

We’ve received a number of complaints from other businesses on this same model. After speaking with the manufacturer, we’ve isolated the problem. We’re prepared to take the guns back and replace it with new units. We apologize for the inconvenience and hope that this solution is satisfactory.

My direct line is 666-6666.

Sincerely, ...

Cine ar avea curaj sa sune la numarul ala? Well, mr. Al Capone, looks like you're going straight to hell